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Thursday, 5 May 2016
Nigerian president assures Cameroon on Bakassi ICJ stand
President Muhammadu Buhari has assured the government and people of Camerron not to worry about Nigeria's commitment to abide by the judgement of the International Court of Justice which ceded the oil rich Bakassi to Cameroon.
Answering questions at a joint press briefing after Nigeria and Cameroon signed bilateral agreement on security amongst others, President Buhari stated that Nigeria is an internationally respectful and law abiding nation. He said, "somehow, there was a crisis between the two nations on Bakassi Penisula over hydrocarbon exploitation. This issue is being dealt with by the International Court of Justice.
"On maritime resources, there is a committee of experts comprising Cameroon and Nigeria sides....after the results of the committee report gets to us and when they submit the report, I expect that with a few of us that are still around, we shall sit together and see what is the best way for the two countries. So feel secured and be at peace"
Answering questions at a joint press briefing after Nigeria and Cameroon signed bilateral agreement on security amongst others, President Buhari stated that Nigeria is an internationally respectful and law abiding nation. He said, "somehow, there was a crisis between the two nations on Bakassi Penisula over hydrocarbon exploitation. This issue is being dealt with by the International Court of Justice.
"On maritime resources, there is a committee of experts comprising Cameroon and Nigeria sides....after the results of the committee report gets to us and when they submit the report, I expect that with a few of us that are still around, we shall sit together and see what is the best way for the two countries. So feel secured and be at peace"
Zimbabwean man shoots wife and housemaid over HIV
A man in Zimbabwe has been arrested for killing his housemaid because she infected him with HIV.
The 30-year old married man identified as Phelimon Chigwada shot his maid Chiedza Rambanepasi for not informing him she had HIV before they had sex.
According to Harare police, Chigwada who has been having sex with the maid also shot his wife, Memory Mahar. But she survived the attack.
The angry man after learning he had contracted HIV confronted the house maid and accused her of infecting him with the virus. During their argument, Chigwada pulled out his gun and shot the maid and she died instantly.
His wife who was home during the argument was also shot in the jaw.
Chigwada was booked into jail and has been denied bail. He has been charged with one count of murder and one count of attempted murder.
Source : Radar
The 30-year old married man identified as Phelimon Chigwada shot his maid Chiedza Rambanepasi for not informing him she had HIV before they had sex.
According to Harare police, Chigwada who has been having sex with the maid also shot his wife, Memory Mahar. But she survived the attack.
The angry man after learning he had contracted HIV confronted the house maid and accused her of infecting him with the virus. During their argument, Chigwada pulled out his gun and shot the maid and she died instantly.
His wife who was home during the argument was also shot in the jaw.
Chigwada was booked into jail and has been denied bail. He has been charged with one count of murder and one count of attempted murder.
Source : Radar
Wednesday, 4 May 2016
PH Comedy Club happening at Platinum Night Club, Hotel Presidential, Port Harcourt
The city of Port Harcourt is gathered at Platinum Night Club, at Presidential Hotel, Port Harcourt for a laugh session.
The PH Comedy Club takes place at this venue every first and last Wednesday of every month.
Today's event is dedicated to Bob Morley, in commemoration of his death. Marley died on the 11th of May 1981.
In the house, you have Reggae artists such as Arthur Pepple Jr., Pupa K (Komboye Sinclair), Big Mosy.
The PH Comedy Club takes place at this venue every first and last Wednesday of every month.
Today's event is dedicated to Bob Morley, in commemoration of his death. Marley died on the 11th of May 1981.
In the house, you have Reggae artists such as Arthur Pepple Jr., Pupa K (Komboye Sinclair), Big Mosy.
FIFA remembers Rashidi Yekini
The Federation of International Football Associations (FIFA) remembered Rashidi Yekini, on Wednesday.
Rashidi Yekini, a former Nigeria Super Eagles striker died four years ago at the age of 48.
In a statement by FIFA on its website, the body remembered the goal historic goal and celebration of the late striker says "Yekini, who played for several clubs in Spain, Greece, Portugal and Switzerland, could hardly believe he had scored and spontaneously grabbed the net, shaking it and crying in celebration.
"The photo of the Nigerian international captivated the world and even today the former striker remains a respected figure in the global football family".
Yekini entered history books after scoring the first ever Super Eagles goal in a FIFA World cup at the USA 94 World cup tournament. It was a match against Bulgaria which Nigeria won 3-0.
Yekini is so far the highest goal scorer of the Super Eagles with 37 goals. He is the first Nigerian to win the CAF African footballer of the year in 1993 as well as won the African Nations Cup with the Super Eagles in 1994.
Rashidi Yekini, a former Nigeria Super Eagles striker died four years ago at the age of 48.
In a statement by FIFA on its website, the body remembered the goal historic goal and celebration of the late striker says "Yekini, who played for several clubs in Spain, Greece, Portugal and Switzerland, could hardly believe he had scored and spontaneously grabbed the net, shaking it and crying in celebration.
"The photo of the Nigerian international captivated the world and even today the former striker remains a respected figure in the global football family".
Yekini entered history books after scoring the first ever Super Eagles goal in a FIFA World cup at the USA 94 World cup tournament. It was a match against Bulgaria which Nigeria won 3-0.
Yekini is so far the highest goal scorer of the Super Eagles with 37 goals. He is the first Nigerian to win the CAF African footballer of the year in 1993 as well as won the African Nations Cup with the Super Eagles in 1994.
About 40 million airbags to be recalled by makers
Takata will recall an additional 35 to 40 million airbags due to the explosion risk they pose to drivers and passengers, according to a U.S. transportation official familiar with its plans.
At least 10 US deaths have been linked to the airbag problems, which can explode and send shrapnel ontothe faces and necks of victims. The airbags are spread across 22 different brands of cars and trucks. Honda Motor has the most cars with the faulty airbags.
The recall's expansion means that more than 20% of the nearly 260 million cars on U.S. roads have faulty airbags that need to be replaced.
There are already tens of millions of cars that have been identified as needing new airbags, but NHTSA has not been able to provide a precise number of affected vehicles. It does say that more than 8 million airbags that have been replaced, although some cars have had one airbag replaced and some have had two replaced.
But many owners of cars or trucks with airbags that are included on the recall list will have to wait months for a replacement airbag to become available. This expansion of the recall will only worsen the wait for replacement airbags.
Source: CNN
Forced to implicate former President Jonathan by EFCC, cousin petitions court
Robert Azibaola, cousin to former President Goodluck Jonathan, has urged a Federal High Court in Lagos to declare as unlawful, any attempt by EFCC to make him implicate the former president.
Azibaola who has been in EFCC's detention since March, 23, filed a suit through his lawyer, Ebun-Ola Adegboruwa, on Wednesday, claiming that any attempt to make him indict the ex-President was a violation of Section 7 of the Administration of Criminal Justice Act. This act outlaws the practice of arresting a citizen as ransom for the alleged offence of another citizen.
Azibaola who has been in EFCC's detention since March, 23, filed a suit through his lawyer, Ebun-Ola Adegboruwa, on Wednesday, claiming that any attempt to make him indict the ex-President was a violation of Section 7 of the Administration of Criminal Justice Act. This act outlaws the practice of arresting a citizen as ransom for the alleged offence of another citizen.
Leicester manager called Chelsea manager
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| Claudio Ranieri, left in a handshake with Tottenham manager |
Guus Hiddink in response congratulated Claudio Ranieri.
What a favour from Chelsea.
Tuesday, 3 May 2016
Nigerians in the Diaspora protest in London over herdsmen attack
Money does not guarante succes; Leicester City proved it
Leicester City: The chart that shows how the champions' transfer budget was dwarfed by their Premier League rivals
Leicester's squad cost just a quarter of what Manchester City paid for their current players.
Leicester’s Premier League triumph has been heralded as one of the greatest stories in sporting history, with their title success undoubtedly the most remarkable top-flight success in the British game.
But their victory, which comes with two matches to spare, is all the more impressive given how their squad shapes up financially compared to the Premier League’s heavyweights of Manchester City, United and Chelsea among others.
Both City and Chelsea have splashed the cash since their respective takeovers by Sheikh Mansour and Roman Abramovich, while United have demonstrated their firepower in the transfer market other the last two seasons with Louis van Gaal spending £250m in the transfer market – with little success.
Taking into account City’s current squad, which features big-money signings such as Kevin De Bruyne [£58m], Raheem Sterling [£44m] and Sergio Aguero (£38m], the club boasts an incredible £411m worth of players on their books, and if the reports are to be believed that could increase by some margin next season when Manuel Pellegrini departs and Pep Guardiola arrives.
United are a relatively close second, with the likes of Anthony Martial [£36m] and Juan Mata [£37.1] seeing their squad total £391.1m, while Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal trail some way behind.
Leicester's squad, of course, doesn’t compare to the Premier League heavyweights, but it’s when you look at the size of the gap and the number of clubs in-between the Foxes and the most expensive squads.
The current Leicester squad totals just £52.8m, according to CIES Football Observatory, and it puts them 17th on the list of most expensive clubs with only the promoted teams this season below them in the chart.
The figure is helped by some remarkable scouting and transfer business by the staff at Leicester, with N’Golo Kante joining for a reported £5.6m, Jamie Vardy for a non-league record of £1m and Riyad Mahrez arriving from Le Havre for a cut-price £400,000.
Source: The Independent
President Biya of Cameroon arrives Abuja this afternoon
President Paul Biya, his wife and entourage arrived Abuja this afternoon and were received at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja by Vice President Yomi Osinbajo.
President Biya and his wife were later received at the State House by President Muhammadu Buhari. As at the time of filing this report, President Buhari and President Biya were in a close door session.
President Biya and his wife were later received at the State House by President Muhammadu Buhari. As at the time of filing this report, President Buhari and President Biya were in a close door session.
President Buhari hosted Catholic Bishops at State House
President Buhari, yesterday, received Catholic Bishops at the Presidential Villa, Abuja. During the Bishops' visit, Buhari expressed his condolence to the Catholic Bishop of Enugu to the people of. Ukpabi Nimbo. He said has directed the Inspector-General of Police and other security agencies, in very strong terms. To deal decisively with the attackers at Ukpabi Nimbo.
Monday, 2 May 2016
Aretha Franklin sang a tribute for Prince at the White House
Legendary Aretha Franklin took to the stage to sing "Purple Rain" as a tribute and honour to Prince at Saturday's White House concert honouring International Jazz Day.
She was gracious in her attire and sweet of her to have performed as she did in honour of Prince, having the audience sing along with her as she sang "Purple Rain".
She was gracious in her attire and sweet of her to have performed as she did in honour of Prince, having the audience sing along with her as she sang "Purple Rain".
President Paul Biya of Cameroon to visit Nigeria on Tuesday
President Paul Biya of Cameroon, will on Tuesday May 3,2016, embark on a two-day state visit to Nigeria, at the invitation of the Nigeria president, Mr. Muhammadu Buhari.
President Biya will be accompanied by his wife, Chantal and senior Cameroonian government officials. They will be received by President Buhari on Tuesday afternoon at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
A statement by Mr. Femi Adesina, the Special Adviser to President Buhari on Media and Publicity, reports that "both leaders and their officials will confer on issues of common interest to Nigeria and Cameroon, including ongoing bilateral and regional cooperation against terrorism, violent extremism and cross boarder crime.
"It is expected that new agreement to strengthen existing ties, as well as trade and economic relations between Nigeria and Cameroon, will be concluded and signed before the end of President Biya's visit.
"A joint communique on the visit and the talks between the two presidents and their officials will be issued before President Biya's departure from Abuja on Wednesday, May 4, 2016"
President Biya will be accompanied by his wife, Chantal and senior Cameroonian government officials. They will be received by President Buhari on Tuesday afternoon at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
A statement by Mr. Femi Adesina, the Special Adviser to President Buhari on Media and Publicity, reports that "both leaders and their officials will confer on issues of common interest to Nigeria and Cameroon, including ongoing bilateral and regional cooperation against terrorism, violent extremism and cross boarder crime.
"It is expected that new agreement to strengthen existing ties, as well as trade and economic relations between Nigeria and Cameroon, will be concluded and signed before the end of President Biya's visit.
"A joint communique on the visit and the talks between the two presidents and their officials will be issued before President Biya's departure from Abuja on Wednesday, May 4, 2016"
20 people and 83 cows killed in Nasarawa State by unknown gunmen
At Loko, the monarch claimed that about 20 people have been killed by gunmen in the last few weeks.
The killings were suspected to be reprisals by gunmen who crossed over from Benue State.
Although security agencies have stepped up investigation, the Fulani leader of Adayi area of Loko, Mallam Bideri Ahmadu, alleged that suspected Agatu gunmen from Benue State might be behind the killings.
The traditional ruler of Loko, Alhaji Abubakar Ahmed Sabo, alleged that Agatu youths might have perpetrated the act.
The Fulani community leader, Mallam Bideri Ahmadu, who addressed reporters in Loko, alleged that Agatu youths crossed over from Benue State about 10:30am last Saturday.
He said the suspects had wanted to “rustle the cows in their boats across River Benue, but the cattle went berserk because of sporadic shootings.”
Ahmadu said: “Upon realising they could not achieve their aim, the Agatu youth opened fire on the cows, killing 83. The injured ones are in the bush.”
The Mai Loko, Alhaji Abubakar Ahmed Sabo, said in the last few weeks, over 20 men, women and children were killed during attacks on Fulani people by Agatu youths from Benue State.
He said the Loko Development Area has only two police officers with no rifles and appealed for more security presence.
Sabo urged the Fulani not to retaliate because the government was looking into the crisis.
The Director of Personnel Management (DPM) of the development area, Danlami Umar, said the “fishing community has suffered a setback because the riverine area has been taken over by Agatu youths, who kill at will.
Police spokesman Ismaila Numan said the Nasarawa Division received a report of the killing of 83 cows by suspected hoodlums and investigation had started.
A security source said: “There has been tension in the area since the killing of more than 300 people in Agatu area of Benue State by suspected Fulani herdsmen.
“We are suspecting reprisals by Agatu youths who do not want Fulani herdsmen in their area again.
“The crisis between the Fulani and the Agatu is posing a threat to life and property in the two states.
“Nasarawa and Benue governments have to step into the incessant clashes between the Fulani and the Agatu.”
Source: The Nation
Construction worker destroys plane over being sacked
A construction worker hacked apart a plane belonging to Russian Jet company UTair. The plane, a Yak-40 estimated to be worth £3.5million was hacked with a crane.
However, some people are of the view that the construction worker was actually disposing off an old model and not as reported that it was a sacked worker showing anger.
Hmmmm...
Source: HR Grapevine
However, some people are of the view that the construction worker was actually disposing off an old model and not as reported that it was a sacked worker showing anger.
Hmmmm...
Source: HR Grapevine
See Former Super Eagles defender's take on herdsmen attack in Enugu State and reactions
Remember Emeka Ezeugo, a member of the golden generation of Nigerian football, who played as a defender at the FIFA 1994 World Cup in USA where Nigeria reached the 2nd round?
Below is Emeka Ezeugo's take on herdsmen attack in Enugu State and the response he got.
Below is Emeka Ezeugo's take on herdsmen attack in Enugu State and the response he got.
Nigerian actor Nkem Owoh alias Osuofia could not have said this
Did Nigerian comedy film actor, Nkem Owoh, popularly known as Osuofia, actually say this or was he trying to be politically correct under the current regime?
Sunday, 1 May 2016
See a replica of Noah's ark in the Netherlands
The ark is 29 meters wide, 125 meters long and 7 storeys high. It was built by a Dutch carpenter who spent years building it, as described in the Bible book of Genesis. It was built as a religious attraction and has been open since 2012, attracting thousands of visitors.
The fully functioning replica is to cross the Atlantic ocean, a
5000 mile journey. It is expected to be in Brazil for two years, docking accross ports in Brazil and raising money for Christian charity.
Animals get their own bathrooms at JFK Airport, New York
Special bathrooms for animals have been installed at the John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York. One of such, located at Terminal 4 is among a growing number of "pet relief facilities" being installed at major hubs accross the United States.
The facility at Terminal 4 of JFK Airport is a 70 square foot room. It allows dogs and other animals to relieve themselves without needing to exit the building to search for a place to do it outside, which required exiting through the security line.
The facility is fitted with a dispenser of plastic doggie bags and a hose provided for the owner to clean the area up for the next pet.
The US federal regulations will require all airports over 10,000 passengers per year to install a pet relief area in every terminal by August this year.
APC promoting corruption says Onovo
A former presidential candidate of the National Conscience Party (NCP), Chief Martin Onovo, has accused the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) of promoting corruption in Nigeria while claiming to be waging war against it.
Onovo, who spoke in an interview, also claimed that the anti-corruption war of President Muhammadu Buhari is one-sided and targeted at the opposition.
According to him, most corrupt politicians in Nigeria today are in the ruling party.
“Everybody is saying the anti-corruption war of the APC is one-sided. Even the UK Telegraph said that it is political and is targeted at the opposition. The Office of the U.S. Department of Justice said the anti-corruption war is meant to destroy the opposition”.
“Senator Shehu Sani, an APC serving senator from Kaduna State, said the anti-graft war is political. Senator Sani belongs to the same party as President Muhammadu Buhari. It is very clear to us that the APC government has corrupted the anti-corruption war that is critical to national development. With that, APC is directly promoting corruption in Nigeria. When you corrupt the anti-corruption war, that is the mother of all corruption”.
“APC has their governorship candidate in Kogi State charged to court by the EFCC. They mismanaged the case and later gave him the governorship ticket. That is corruption. That was also what they did in Bayelsa. Is that how to fight corruption? The message APC has sent to Nigerians is that you can be as corrupt as anything as long as you are in APC. That is the message to Nigerians. The most corrupt people are in APC” he said.
Credit : Today.ng
May Day, Tiwa Savage, her husband and Nigeria by Reuben Abati
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| Dr Reuben Abati |
“Wetin you see?”
“My eyes don see something. My ears don hear, and my mouth sef, I for talk something join.”
“Talk make I hear”
“No be dis Tiwa Savage and him husband matter? The husband wey say him wife offend am, he no gi am food, him wife dey form for house but him dey open leg for other men, and na another woman they give am edible catering, and the man come vex he wan jump inside river for Lekki-Ikoyi bridge”
“Who the hell are you talking about?”
“Tiwa Savage and her husband”
“And who are those?”
“Tiwa, now. Marvin First Lady. She is one of Nigeria’s topmost female artistes. And her husband. They are quarrelling. The husband tried to commit suicide. She says her husband prefers to follow other women, take cocaine and ignore his responsibilities as a man and a husband. Social media is agog with the news. Mainstream media is feeding on it too. The man even tried to jump into the Lagoon.”
“And has he done so?”
“No. He was restrained by Banky W and Peter Okoye.”
“And who are those? Red Cross Officials?”
“You are in this country and you don’t know Banky W and Peter Okoye?”
“There is no way anyone can possibly know all the members of the Red Cross? ”
“They are musicians, not Red Cross, not NEMA”
“Oh, I see”
“Don’t tell me you are one of those dumb ones who do not know what is going on in this country?”
“I don’t get it. Am I supposed to worry about how Tiwa Savage and her husband are savaging the public space with their dirty linen and turning their marriage into a subject for beer parlour gossip?”
“It is a serious matter.”
“Oh really? So, how has their matter affected the supply of petrol, the price of foodstuffs and the payment of salaries?”
“It is the biggest news of the week.”
“Of course, because the media does not know what to prioritise anymore”
“There are issues involved. Tiwa Savage’s husband wanted to commit suicide. The same week, there was a report about a man who killed his target of amorous desire and stabbed her mother in Ilorin because the lady refused to love or marry him.”
“Love is the most potent poison in the world. The graveyard is a prison yard of unrequited love.”
“Tiwa Savage’s husband says…”
“You keep mentioning the wife. That husband doesn’t have a name? They should have allowed him to jump into the Lagoon, and have his wife do a special song at his funeral and go home on the left arm of another man.”
“They call him em em. Actually that is the problem if you would listen to the wife. She is the breadwinner, she says and the man likes to squander money and so on and so forth.”
“Look, I am not interested in that story. I don’t want a taste of Tiwa Savage’s #Lemonade. I don’t want any tales about the #Becky-with-the-Big-Hair that served her husband “edible catering”. Or do you want the National Assembly to have a special session on a derailed marriage, or may be you want President Muhammadu Buhari to issue a statement on it? One of these days, Nigerians will start insisting that the Nigerian President should become a marriage counselor and he will be blamed for marital squabbles.”
“We are talking about celebrities. And come to think of it, in a normal country, Tiwa Savage’s husband will not have to depend on his wife. He will have a proper means of income.”
“E ma gba mi ke. Doro Tiwa and husband fight and Nigeria no go hear word? E joor oh. As you lay your bed, you lie on it. These things happen every day. Human beings pay for the choices that they make. They learn from the outcomes of their choices. Can we have the media focus on serious matters beyond sex, infidelity, cocaine and the poverty of matrimonial matters in the household of Tiwa and Tee Blliz? Which kin name be that sef?”
“Tomorrow is May Day for example”
“Nigerian workers should actually carry placards tomorrow, screaming May Day, May Day, May Day!!”
“You want them to scream for help?”
“Yes, because the Nigerian worker today is hungry, angry, sinking, helpless, jobless, over-used, under-paid and in despair. State governments are not paying salaries. Companies are retrenching staff. The latest I read is that First Bank is planning to sack 1, 000 workers, Aero Contractors, 100. I know a couple, who have both just lost their jobs and they have five children. Some other companies are closing shop. Massive divestiture in the economy.”
“Incidentally, you know the people who caused the melt down. “
“Tell me”
“I don’t know.”
“If you don’t know, then you don’t know, before you say something that will make me give you a punch in the face. But I think all that President Buhari needs to do tomorrow is to give the people hope. In a situation like this, you give the people hope, you reassure them.”
“You are recommending rhetoric. Speaking for speaking sake.”
“No. I am saying hope is a strong weapon. When a leader gives the people hope, he calms down their blood pressure. It is a strong pill.”
“The Nigeria Labour Congress and the Trade Union Congress are not asking for hope. Nigerian workers know what they want. They are asking for N56, 000 minimum wage.”
“Chai”
“You heard me. N56, 000”
“Chai. Do they live in this country at all? Do they have economists among them? Does it make sense to ask for what you know you cannot get?”
“You can ask for what you think you deserve.”
“But in matters like this, you look at the economy too. What they are asking for is called wage indexation. That is not sound economics. Wage indexation is a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you base your calculations on it, there will never be an end to it, and it will undermine the economy.”
“Which economy? An economy where some people grab N2 billion, and millions of dollars all in the line of a day’s arrangement, and workers cannot get the existing N18, 000 minimum wage?”
“If I were the NLC or TUC leader, I’ll be more interested in giving the government ideas about how to pay the current minimum wage and ensure that the welfare of the people is properly the concern of government. NLC should be pragmatic. Get all salary arrears paid to start with, and get government to pay all emoluments as at when due. Uncommon sense.”
“Sorry, Labour leaders don’t claim that they are economists. They just want the best for the Nigerian worker. That is their mandate.”
“Don’t speak for them. When they meet the President and the Governors tomorrow, let them say so. I wonder if anybody even reads those long speeches on Labour Day. Nigerian workers are looking for unpaid salaries, but their leaders ride exotic SUVs, and live in mansions. I beg.”
“You are beginning to sound like a government spokesperson. Come, are you still one of us?”
“I beg”
“By the way, what do you think is likely to happen in the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), now that the party leadership says the Chairman of the party must come from the North East, and the South West members are threatening to pull out?”
“Are you sure anybody in the South West is threatening to pull out?”
“Yes. You don’t read the papers? Na one of your brothers even talk am”
“Who?”
“The Lion himself”
“A lion in my family?”
“Have you forgotten so soon? Abi as your phone no ring again, your brain no ring too? You no know the attack dog, the Lion?”
“Lion. Attack dog.”
“Hen hen now. Him say if they don’t make somebody from South West the Chairman of the PDP, the South West wing of the PDP will leave the party.”
“I’ll advise you not to lose sleep over what politicians say. What you can be sure of though, is that before 2019, there is likely to be interesting re-alignments. Nigerian politics may not be the same again before and after 2019.”
“Na dem sabi. Make they just give us the mekunnu, power, good roads, jobs and our salaries at the end of the month. Me, talking for meself, I don see say e no matter which party win election, as long as the economy dey kampe and man fit chop, pay school fees and get light to do welle for night. My broda, na the better thing wey matter pass be dat.”
“What is welle?”
“You no know Welle?”
“No”
“Kai. Lord of Heaven. No be the thing wey dey cause problem between Tiwa Savage and her husband be dat?”
“I still don’t get it.”
“You no watch her interview? As the girl they talk, dey cry, without make up, looking like an angel, doing her eye like this, her shoulder like that, e just dey pain me say dem no allow the husband jump for inside river. If I see Banky W and Peter Okoye, hen, the kine slap wey I go give dem.”
“Are you alright? Have you been sniffing cocaine?”
“C’ommot there. You just carry book for head, you no know how life be?”
“I am sorry for you.”
“Sorry for yourself.”
“Na you go sorry for yourself. And why your head dey always shine like this? You no get hair? You never reach old age, your head don become desert. Na people like you women dey look for?”
“This is a special haircut, you can see that the shaving of the hair is completely clean.”
“This is not a haircut. This is called desert encroachment, or the desertification of the human skull”
“I did it this way, in the shape of a shining mirror, in solidarity with the people of the Edo Kingdom who have just lost their revered monarch, the Omo N’Oba N’Edo Uku Akpolokpolo, Erediauwa I”
“Only Benin sons are required to do gorimapa in honour of the great king that has ascended to the rafters.”
“There is no law that says other Nigerians cannot honour a revered monarch who kept the dignity of the throne and left behind a legacy of honour, character, royal grace, and dignity.”
“You don spake my broad. Make I add my own; Oba gha to kpere”
“Ise-ee”
“May his path to the great Beyond be one of illumination and grace.”
“So let it be.”
“So mote it be.”
Ebonyi State residents in panic as prisoners protest over poor meals
Residents of Ukpa town will not forget in a hurry recent threat to the peace of the community, following protest by inmates of Afikpo prison in Afikpo North Local Government Area of Ebonyi State.
What almost became a jailbreak was foiled after the inmates protested against the poor quality of food prisons officials had been serving them. But for quick response by military and police personnel, who following a distress call stormed the area, the situation might have spiraled out of control.
One resident of the town, who identified himself as Sunday, said people, especially those who live close to the prison, fled from their homes and hid in bushes. “We did not sleep in our homes that night for fear of being attacked. It was very serious. I took my wife and two-month-old son and hid them in the bush. We thought it was a jailbreak but in the morning we learnt they were protesting against poor food quality,” he said.
It was learnt the prisoners believed the Federal Government was investing huge sums of money for their welfare and wondered why this was not translating into good meals on their plates. After a serving of what the inmates said was low quality rice, despite several complaints to prison officials, their anger boiled over.
It was learnt that the inmates broke the fence that housed them and came out hurling stones and other dangerous objects. They put prison officials to flight, and allegedly assaulted female inmates sexually.
The state Police Public Relations Officer, ASP George Okafor, said: “Yes, there was a little problem in the Afikpo prisons, which would have resulted in jailbreak but it was aborted by police response, as we cordoned of the area.”
A source, who did not want his name in print, said the Federal Government approves N970,000 weekly for feeding of the inmates. He accused some officials of the prisons of inciting the inmates against the management. According to him, some top officials are not happy with the massive transfer of indigenous staff from the area.
One senior prison official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the prison authority is surprised the inmates had been planning the protest for months without anyone getting wind of the matter. He called for urgent steps to address the situation, to forestall a jailbreak.
“If these inmates were able to plan this protest secretly for months and execute it without our knowledge, one day they will plan a jail break and none of us will be aware,” he said.
Source: NAN
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